Reblogged from fuckyeahmovieclub
Come pick me up.
(Take me out.)
I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry one girl.
Cause we’re resistent the whole way, until we meet one girl and we think: “I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great.”
But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option or something. I know girls that married they’re like: “Oh he’s got a good job.”
I mean, they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around.
You always hurt the one you love
The one you shouldn’t hurt at all
You always take the sweetest rose
And crush it till the petals fall
You always brea-eak the kindest hear-eart
With a hasty word you can’t recall, so
If I broke your heart la-ast night
It’s because I love you most of all
(Source: greenapplesfordraco, via stuntman-mike)
Ryan: George insists on the mohawk. Like ten years ago I shaved the mohawk, just for the summer. And then everytime it started to grown out, he turned into a total jerk. And then I shaved it back and then he turned into a nice guy again…
Jimmy Fallon: What kind of dog is he?
Ryan: He’s some kind of muppet.
We would have a whole brood of muppet puppies instead of children.
We would be that awesome.
(via i-vehearditbothways)
Get in the water! GET IN!
…I’m sorry. Get in the water, baby.
Baby, would you GET IN?
Unffffgghh-
(Source: jamesfrancoco, via ourbodiesbreak)
